blackromney:

bae: come over ;)

me: i cant im in music class

bae: im horny…

me: 

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(Source: baara, via mrs-prime)

t1m3l0rdh4nj1:

Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

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(Source: scarpucci, via plans-to-leave)

A naughty thought is a terrible thing to waste.

nicevagina:

can I touch your butt for christmas

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deansloverboy:

snapchatting:

a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton

*buys a piece of dust floating in the air*

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scottish:

when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
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